Using one key for two numbers was dumb though. You’re not fooling anyone. It’s only 625 possible codes, instead of 10,000.

I’m just now reading it on the day you posted this. So, it’s all current to me.

I had planned to invite officials from across the political spectrum to dine with me at Pizza Ranches across Iowa, but I’m such a smug prick no one wants to sit with me. This reminds me of every school lunch of my life.

If they do go without them they need a better way of removing them. The truck looks terrible doing it this way.

I thought the article was fine, and I like that they’re trying some new angles. I also liked that Super Bowl piece where they went to a slaughter house and followed the leather from a single cow through the process of becoming an NFL football in the hopes the ball made from the cow they selected would make it into the…

7. White Root Readers. or “WooRoos”

The way you used the word, “for” in the title is the most horrific part of this story.

Maybe.... and just hear me out... maybe the election of a particular President doesn’t cause citizens of a country to be any more or less racist than they already were.

or possibly, “to Win the SEX Tournament.”

The headline is completely botched now. They changed “and steals to win” to “and stole a win.” Winning by 20 points isn’t stealing a win. It’s a beat down. The headline should read:

Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast, so buying Hasbro means Dungeons and Dragons could end up in the MCU or Star Wars.

The good thing about learned response is this lady will only do this once.

If American can handle buying soft drinks in liters then we can handle a Cadillac’s measurement of torque.

The insightcced.org article you cited mentioned, “It is the unearned birthright of inheritance or other family transfers that has the greatest effect on wealth accumulation.” That seems like an issue with family composition, not an inherently unfair system. Anyone with a strong, connected family is more likely to…

My dad used the paper grocery bag method when I was a kid, but then microwave ovens were invented and all that extra effort stopped.

You’re right. It only briefly “caught” the reflected light that bounced off the thief.

I didn’t realize there was only one employer on the planet.

I bet CBS cancels that Female Body Inspector show too.

Not at all. I prefer two parties come to a mutual agreement over the value of labor, even if a third party (you) doesn’t like what the two people involved agreed on.

The blue line/ red lettering joke could have been better with an allusion to cats seeing colors differently than humans.