What is a “full-time” job? Who declares what “should” means? For most of human history people have worked well beyond the modern and arbitrary 40-hour work week. Some jobs just aren’t worth enough to only work them 40 hours and still make enough to live on.

At least Air Bud would be entertaining.

Plot Twist: The burger actually didn’t have mustard and the customer was so proud of the correctness of the order, he wanted the kid to enjoy his achievement.

Admit it. Your “husband” is your cat.

and you’d lose that argument

The seeding committee is corrupt. No way hard boiled deserved to be the 8th seed.

This car was so fun to drive in Midtown Madness.

That memorial is a little tacky. Instead, they should have a bronze statue of Gary as a DM at a table, with chairs around the table so visitors could sit at it with him.

That was my big takeaway too. Read some of his blog. He should try to trademark “self-important asshole.”

I think you’re missing Nathan’s point here: Valve should come out strongly against sexual violence in its games so Nathan can then write a bunch of articles about games with sexual violence in them that Valve didn’t catch.

The prospect of hacking the tailgate to display while driving is exciting.

Consider the context though. The whole religion is based on a belief that all of existence is owned and sustained by a sovereign being. Within that, there’s really no problem believing that same being can determine the definition of things it created.

Nice use of, “muster,” buster.

Vegans maybe. Who knows what they do?

Also, “BHam” is an accepted nickname for Birmingham.

The “larger pieces” are just about everything that settles to the bottom of the water treatment plant’s sediment tank. Depending on the treatment plant’s process, that sediment is usually either composted into fertilizer, incinerated, or disposed of in a land fill.

It sounds like you’re trying to get a co-authorship on any pending scientific papers on the subject. (I’m open to the idea.)

I love overly-detailed articles about the idiosyncrasies of human social life. No other species would put so much thought and effort into gaming the system of competitive entree preparation. This is truly what it means to be human.

Paying $5 to avoid cooking dinner for your kids is a canonical miracle.

I’m curious what you think happens when that same food is flushed down the drain, instead of thrown away.