They should have cast a blue-skinned actor for this role.

Nacho idea?

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

Maybe on the chance other employees had also done this?

Hope someone told him how the story was gonna end.

Wow. I was there, but I missed so many of these. (Pax South getting bigger, y’all.) Excellent photos. These are great!

This is a tangent, but I want people to think about that Clemson fast food meal. I’m 100% convinced it was cooked in the WH kitchens by the WH chefs. It may look like fast food, but it was likely the best version of that particular fast food that’s ever been served. Like, those companies’ test kitchen chefs probably…

But not “unwanted” face licking?

Make Canada pay for it.

“Call for price” means “we don’t want to sell.”

Articles can be text? on a blog site? How weird.

Why didn’t he just use his MASSIVE BALLS to fight the creature?

“I’ll just hop over this wa- You know what? I’m good. I’ll just, uh, slide right back over... Maybe back up about 10 feet while I’m at it.”

I mean, that’s a pretty big reason too. Let’s be adults here. It’s to enable tax evasion.

Maybe historical Nostradamus just had better research/ stat people.

I thought that when metal contracts due to cold, it shrinks into itself, and away from any gaps or channels within the whole part. So, wouldn’t this effect create a larger area for bearing clearance, especially since the bearings are also contracting as well?

Finely crafted artisan chocolates

You must not be the first into the clubhouse and the last to leave.

Someone’s in the pocket of Big Pants.

They produce/ sell 60 million of them a day, so I think they solved it.