Yes. And in the Law & Order episode that’ll be based on this story, some nuns will end up getting eaten by bears.

Attributing the actions of individuals to an entire group of people is an ironic way to fight racism.

I had PE every day in middle school, and it was fun sometimes, and not fun other times. Hope that doesn’t shock too many people.

Why does everyone assume the food was cold? I get it serves the lack of quality narrative, but there’s no way some aide drove down to the local McDonalds with some twenties from petty cash. I’m pretty sure the WH chefs contacted all the fast food companies beforehand and were shipped ingredients direct from their…

But if we forgive people who were mean to us won’t that just encourage them to continue being mean? What we should really be doing here is punishing Nathan Phillips for his forgiveness and the dangerous example it sets.

Dougs

I’m more convinced every day these Gawker site are mostly staffed by people whose unfulfilled childhoods were spent envying the toys other kids received for Christmas.

You seem unaware that if her performance drops, she wouldn’t continue to receive a full-ride scholarship. Her story isn’t making a case for free public university. It’s making a case for education as a reward for performance.

Imagine thinking that premarital sex and cohabitation with any gender constitutes “moral misconduct” in 2019

Would this new America’s team have the flag correctly oriented on the helmet?

Eisenhower had to compromise with Congress to get the system built. His initial idea was a more streamlined system of expressways that connected major cities without meandering through smaller cities. But to reduce costs, the compromise allowed cannibalizing existing roadways that were often less ideally placed than…

Also, who gives a shit about the poetic quality of the texts of some dude most of us will never meet? I feel like that question doesn’t get asked enough.

The most depressing thing about this snapshot is the lack of identifiable parameters that generated it. How many imperfections per mile warrant which grade level? How many sections of roads of a certain grade cause a shift in the county’s red/ blue color? Was traffic volume incorporated so higher-trafficked roadways…

Dear Sir,

Clemson is located on a lake, not a river.

I’m not offended by either. I just assumed people would find the cartoon offensive before the name. But when you think about it, it’s really two groups that would be offended by each. Liberals would claim the cartoon was offensive, and conservatives would claim the name joke was offensive.

Wait. So the cartoon wasn’t the offensive part of the sign? OK. That surprises me. I honestly expected the uproar to be over the cartoon, not the name.

Cersei is a mass murderer and Catelyn couldn’t love a sick, motherless boy.

But he could be a Republican.

The front grill shown only seems to support an 8-team playoff bracket. Is there an option for a full, 64-team bracket before March Madness?