Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

So that’s why ghosts are always moaning, huh?

well shit. at least we’ll still have bursting blue and that maple brown (that i think you can only get on the V90CC and maybe the old V60). Apparently if you do overseas delivery they unlock a bunch of different colours for you because it’s a special order. A lot of work for something that isn’t black or grey.

Well they are planning on having 7-9 teams...

But unlike you, it sounds like this guy actually won his fight with the horse.

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

If Luck is playing behind that line, his book club should be reading As I Lay Dying.

Is Don Johnson not wearing pants in this scenario or can I just drink a lot mojitos? 

SiriusXM satellite radio is a godsend. Sure, you’ve already got most of the music that you like on your iPod, but you can try new things on Sirius. It may surprise you. Different kinds of comedy, sports, music styles, talk shows. You find some weird shit. Some of it really cool, too. Weird and new trumps boredom.

Moore’s movies were fun and entertaining, and in the pre-internet-porn days the opening credits were all a rapidly maturing young teen boy had.

YOU BITE YOUR TOUNGE! I loved my Power Wheels Jeep!

At least Cotton Hill earned his military jacket. Lets see Pence kill fifty men.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

We should have known something was up when the early title was Cars 3: Mustangs leaving Cars and Coffee

He only does that in the bathrooms around Miami’s campus

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.