There’s a trick to that Hormel Corned Beef Hash. I’m also told I can’t eat it with my spouse in the house because it allegedly smells like dog food (fuck that, it smells like VICTORY). See, if you just dump it into a skillet and stir it around a bit, even though it’s about 90% fat it still starts sticking even if…

I have a friend who once cleared a 20 foot circle in a packed tent at Wurstfest while Die Schlauberger was playing. It was glorious, because this gave us plenty of room right by the stage and his girlfriend made a huge scene about him continually ripping ass. He was fueled entirely by beer, sausage, and sauerkraut.

Ben Affleck is on the rummy train, and he is shoveling coal like there the Commanches are attacking from the rear and there’s a seven percent grade in front of the train.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

Wow. That’s bizarre. I was going to post that my two “win the lottery cars” while in college were the 928S4 and the SVX. Everyone thought I was odd, many still do.

Another car I would have liked to own, but I am kind of a Subie fan.

Yeah but to be fair changing an F1 car’s oil probably involves industrial grade laser beams and a €10,000 siphon so you can change the filtration system out while it’s being kept idle at 130c.

Regarding musical acts who hate their fans, I’d like to submit Fiona Apple. Granted, I know nothing about this person but I get the impression that she would give her average fan’s husband herpes after the driest sex possible just to break up their marriage.

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

Punch in balls you feel so good.....

I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.

Fox Sports stands behind show producer Ryan Shaw, as well as supporting their president of programming. They expect to be exonerated and anticipate a...

June 17, 2006: Marshall and longtime girlfriend Rasheedah Watley both filed police reports alleging physical abuse by the other in a long altercation at an Orlando apartment. No arrests or charges were made.

If the Eagles ever win 4 Super Bowls in 15 years I will stop bitching for a long, long time.

Worst NFL coaches for stepdads, ranked.

You fumbled the EmOtW. The poor guy wasn’t asking how to make up with AG Mom, he was asking the the only question guys with daughters ask: How do I keep her off the pole? See, in this guy’s mind he has both made his daughter Less Popular, popularity being a key indicator of FPP (future pole potential) AND made her…