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If being a rampaging dickhole disqualified one from the Hall, there’d be some major plaques missing.

If NPH is Music Meister on the crossover I think we should fire up a Kickstarter to have Zack Snyder launched into an adjacent sun and reboot all the DC properties around said crossover.

And if your only reason for not voting for a defines-era-at-the-position, any-reasonable-human-would-call-him-a-lock player is “well, *nobody* should be a unanimous vote” then your voting pen should be hammered up your urethra by a blind cobbler

I usually had to go out alone and “one man band” so the tiny car was easier to toss around and left the bigger cars for two-person teams.

2017 is already doing its part to make amends for his chuckledick brother 2016

It was. When it went back for an oil change the dealer asked “what have you been DOING to this poor thing?”

In my TV reporter days I’d always grab the keys to the Justy — a Justy the local car dealer threw in FOR FREE when we bought three Legacy wagons — and it never let me down.

Having grown up in a certain era, I was always 100% convinced the ultimate car was the 1977 Pontiac Trans Am, complete with gold screaming chicken on the hood.

Of all the stuff in Batman Forever, the scene that really knocked me out of the movie was Kilmer trying to intimidate O’Donnell into not going on his own to go after Two Face — no movie should make the viewer think “wow, Robin would totally kick Batman’s ass.”

Shoulda gone with “Cattlecar Galactica”

Thanks!

Crap, I was too slow on the draw for my version of the exact same question.

Stupid question: Is there a loss of seat-folding-into-floorability with all the extra stuff to make it a hybrid?

I once dropped a big bottle of Olive Oil that shattered on my kitchen floor, splashing everywhere and turning me into Adrian trying to keep my feet on the ice rink while screaming at the kid and the dog to stay out of the kitchen lest my wife come home to Vesuvian fountains of blood.

Are you implying the 10-year-old Nissan Quest I saw this morning really isn’t a Type-R?

It was all a dream Lori had while vacationing at Herschel Farms’ Bed and Breakfast.

Good. This was like Ben Roethlisberger showing up to quarterback the Pitt Panthers at Heinz Field on Saturday “to get some reps in”

I guess “Xtreme WACK Crash Pad 2.0" didn’t focus-group well

“Your parents survived being bitten by that radioactive spider.

Concerning Todd Gurley, I’d like to also suggest DeSean Jackson be fed feet-first into Tomsula’s hobo chili fire for having one great “I’M BACK” week, being ranked ludicrously high ever week since, and delivering exactly one half-point more last week than I did, and my old fat ass was on the couch shotgunning Sweet