So... we need to start calling the police regarding all the suspicious white people walking around my neighborhood? I’m on it.

Was it proven that this kid was drunk? Did they test his blood alcohol levels? I doubt it. Seems like the prosecution either looked the other way or just blindly accepted his story. She may have been drunk, but was he actually drunk or just pretending to be?

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intoxicated, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

I definitely don’t want to hear what David Spade has to say about anybody. Does David Spade expect us to take him seriously now, about anything?

That’s what she said.

Drunk much?

Most likely involved alien encounters.

God will take care of them. They’ll most likely burn in hell.

I knew a wealthy family out in long island that when they were all together around christmas time they would hold a contest. Kind of like a scavenger hunt or easter egg hunt, except they would all go to WallMart with something like $20 and whomever came back with the most fashionable / put together / chic / ridiculous…

Wait, wait... how do you feel about owning a dog? Two dogs? I don't buy the 'get another dog so the other one has a friend' stuff, but I don't give it that much thought. Three dogs? That would be too much for me, but some people are really into rescuing. Four dogs and I would begin to suspect mental illness. Our…

He's doing his own Saturday Night Live...

Neighbors are way too close.

Looks like a textbook NYPD takedown.

Is it possible that she is hearing the feed after it's been processed? I mean obviously that's what is happening and either you are ignorant or being a jackass. Just what do you think your unprocessed voice sounds like if you modulate it based off of a processed feed? Pretty shitty.

The guy to your left looks like he's still angry that you dragged him out of his mom's basement to see the game.

Yeah, only commenting because I'm having such a strong visceral reaction to even thinking about commenting. I have no desire to comment and it's like my mind and body are working in concert to prevent me from commenting. I actually feel physically ill from just the thought of it. I find that so interesting and…

Yep. It'd be best if you converted your cubby into a tiny lean to and crawled in.

Hmm... have the mom asleep in your college dorm room instead, make it last a couple of weeks, you were sworn to secrecy so the RA wouldn't find out, the mom was wanted by the FBI for a crime she did not commit, she slept in your bed because, well incest, and you had to sleep with your roommate. That should get you…

Not that surprising of a reaction from Nike. I'm sure someone explained to Lebron that the tour was not about him, it was about Nike . It was all about Nike being so great and powerful that it could have at it's beck and call, a great and powerful celebrity to hawk it's wares. I think the author may have missed the…

Sounds like the type of person that would have been involved in trading a lot of sub prime mortgage backed securities in 2008.