With every order from Popeyes i’m good to take down a large mashed potato, the dirty rice, and 4-5 biscuits with honey.

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

Wait. Homeboy gets his hair cut only 4-6 times a year?

Jesus Barry, you buried the lede, but man, congrats on having the worst opinion in Funbag history. Its a long list of bad opinions, you shot right to the top.

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

I stare at the deadbeats guzzling cocktails at the bar at 11 a.m.

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

1) Top of the head/hat

I honestly enjoy this show and these guys, though they might be a bit rough in Fritz. But they’re genuinely funny and I appreciated them saying “so, can we make fun of you now, is it too soon?” And he’s like “hell yeah, fire away.” It’s the kind of sports radio that isn’t full of assholery and is largely very fun.…

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

I bet all his tweets go viral.

Plus that shit is taxed.

$460, 479, which is coming pretty close to what we would call “fuck you” amounts of money.

This is the correct take, yet Deadspin for some reason feels compelled to run with this narrative that it is all the Pelicans’ fault. It’s myopic and has been thoroughly debunked. If people want to criticize the Pelicans for not building a good enough roster around Davis, reasonable minds can disagree about that. But…

“But if Gentry is looking for anyone to blame for creating a toxic environment in the organization, he should look at the executives above him, who first refused to honor Davis’s trade request.”

I just don’t get it guys. Anthony Davis tried to force the Pelicans to him to LA for a bunch of scraps and the Pelicans said no. All of those players are somewhere between butt and potentially not butt. It also came out that all the leaks were actually from the Lakers because they’re idiots. I still don’t get why the…

All of this information is obvious, and I don’t know why this article clearly ignores all of it just to stand by Deadspin’s pro-labor (as long as that labor is millionaire athletes) agenda.

The guy goes “I demand you blow up this team midseason and wreck the future of the franchise by not being able to get close to fair value for me, because I demand to go right now during the season instead of after it” and the people responsible for the toxic environment are the executives who quite correctly told him…