Like the dickheads that have honeymoon funds.

To the guy getting married:

For a couple of years after Katrina, there was a many of tourist companies that made money by touring the ruined parts of town. Essentially making money off of other people’s sorrows. I use to fantasize about slashing the tires of those buses.

Drew, sounds like you had a great time in the city I’m proud to call home. You should consider making gumbo at home, it’s not hard to do. Also, if given the opportunity again, try Etouffe. It is delightful.

My wife and I are currently in the wedding circuit and one of our biggest arguments is about wedding gifts (mainly because I’m cheap).

If I have a lack of credit history but still have a mortgage, how quickly would opening a new credit card affect my credit score?

Karma’s a bitch.

Whats your go-to side?

Similar to the hair stylist are the people you sit by when you have season tickets. You’re around these random people more than your family sometimes, but yet only know them so much.

“And if you go to a joint that specializes in local cuisine, you’ll find it’s a money-grab offshoot of a place that serves its best and actual food back in town.”

What’s your opinion on the brake tap? A light tap of the brake to let them know to chill out, but still maintain high speed.

Best time to take a dump: Right before a shower. No clothes on, steam warming up the bathroom. Guaranteed clean ass. Incredible.

So it’s the system’s fault he chose not to go to college for free and avoid these loans?

In South Louisiana, men get proud and overly competitive with their boiled crawfish instead of chili. Everyone has their special items that makes theirs supposedly taste better. Except, crawfish are really easy to fuck up, so the competitive juices are wanted not shamed.

Pelicans season ticket holder here, I may be a bit biased, forgive me. I am also not defending Bill Simmons and his posse.

Tour Caddie or not, he signed a contract beforehand. Had Kuchar won nothing he still would have gotten $4,000, he didn’t agree to 10%. Caddie took the guarantee instead of the risk, so the golfer gets the blame for that?

Were you able to speak to the woman on Carrollton Avenue in front Costoco who’s been “pregenant” for like three years now? What’s her story?

As someone that was in attendance, it wasn’t just Whistle Man, a ton of fans had these cylinder style whistles as well. One drunken fan by us had his taken away by his wife.

@John, you know you can sell those gift cards online for cash? You won’t get dollar for dollar value, but can still cash them out nonetheless.

My wife and I started dating 6 weeks before her birthday.