(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar)

Did you ever even sort of rescue someone?

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

My first job/Minimum wage job is easily the best. I worked at a golf course as a “players assistant,” essentially greeting golfers before the round, taking their clubs, loading them up on the cart. Then after the round, you greet the golfers coming off the course, wipe up the clubs, and they flip you between $2 and $5…

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

Haha ok this will be easier:

Plus you can get a great feel for the Quarter walking down Royal or Chartres between Bourbon and the river.  I’m a huge fan of Magazine St. and the Garden District as well, which may as well be in another world. 

my favorite memory about NOLA was on the trip from the airport down to the french quarter and my driver said:

....that’s not correct...

To answer one of the often asked questions about New Orleans tourist spots - the city is the home of the WWII museum because Higgins Boats (used to put troops on the beaches during DDay) were built in New Orleans. Another fun fact - all workers that built the boats (black/white, male/female) were paid the same wages…

WWII museum is there because they built all the landing craft ships for D-Day in NOLA 

I think you did a damn good job with your first tour, and the lack of alcohol probably helped. Being that I’m beyond the binge/blackout phase of consumption myself, the other tourist charms I’ve found to be musts that keep me coming back:

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

I do think that once you two are married and ensconced in your own domesticity that the problem will become less pronounced.

Him selling off his contract, trying to get a big lump sum of money to turn out for investment at *this particular economic moment* in time seems like a very good way to get one of those MC Hammer style retrospectives where a highlight reel of his NBA career fades out to him cooking Beefaroni on a hotplate in a SRO in…

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense.

It depends on the amount of credit given. The inquiry would drop your score a few points but if the amount of credit extended to you passes certain thresholds, it’ll add anywhere from 10-30 points after a few months . That’s if you keep utilization below 7%. 

Immediately, but temporarily. (Don’t you love those answers.) Your score will drop a few points because you have a new credit account, but that will adjust as time passes. Not much you can do about that aspect.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”