I take a healthy dose of fiber supplement daily. Cup of coffee and a tall glass of water first thing, and 99% of the time I can have a complete and satisfying purge on my own throne before I leave the house.

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

Let’s not get carried away. $17k is a used car loan, not exactly “crippling debt”. 

Again, he had scholarships to go and play elsewhere. He and his family chose to shoulder this debt. Broken system or not.

So...he’s got a student loan. Who doesn’t? He was offered scholarships, and turned them down. He made a choice. If he ends up in the NBA I’m sure a $17,000 loan won’t be s problem.

We had this suite of rooms in college (six bedrooms with shared living room, bathroom, kitchen) that was handed down from guy to guy over the years, so it was almost like a small fraternity house.

In private?

So, there are two very different aspects to this article:

You know he decided he needed to wear green about 20 minutes before he walked into the room, and some intern got sent out to buy “The most expensive green shirt you can find”

It always struck me as odd as hell that basketball has no barriers between players and fans. No other major sport just lets you (for $10,000) sit 12" from the actual sport taking place with nothing between you and the athlete.

The kid just signed an exclusive deal with FS1's “All Takes Matter” and is already schooling Whitlock in debates.

The future ‘Joey from Canarsie’ calling into WFAN at 2:00am to yell about the 5th option out of the Yankees’ bullpen. What a future he has ahead of him.

I’m not sure how much morality I’m supposed to root for in a sport where it’s already established that teams get to tell all incoming talent where they are going to live and how much they are going to make for the first four years of their career. If we’re going to open that door, we’re going to have to reevaluate…

God save us if there happens to be a fire

Potential menu options include:

Will patrons be required to take off their shirt when visiting the restroom?

Maybe he’s just very into buttalingus and he’s worried about performing the act on his beloved on a Friday during Lent.

And it’s not even Easter’s best meat! Easter is for lamb.

Are we counting chocolate under candy? Because that makes it a much tougher choice. And honestly after one too many bad hangovers I’ve given up on hard liquor altogether...sticking to beer and wine.

Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :