we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

I can assure you, you weren’t the lame one in that exchange.

“I’m hip to the whole bathroom scene.”

2.) Despite Drew’s ranking, I’m favorable of v-necks. They’re more comfortable as undershirts and look well enough to wear on their own. Also, the v-neck makes them easier to put on.

1) If a guy is standing in a stall with his back to you peeing with the door open... what’s the big deal? It’s the same as using as urinal.

Is it OK to scare the hell out of your kids on a regular basis?

Bow before the one true GIF

Brandon Ingram looks like the love child of Wiz Khalifa and Inspector Gadget.

Found the moron. 

I was a caddy for 7 years at the local country club. The caddy master was a 40 year old failed golf pro who got a power trip from picking on 13 year old kids. He hated me because my brother was a terrible caddy who would ditch and leave me to deal with the repercussions, which meant that I got the real shit loops.…

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children! 

Just in case anyone might not be familiar with the “wild boys” story from when he was at Ole Miss:

“Ass, aged 27 years, probably from Long Island” - Derek Jeter

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

Eh, I feel like I’ve seen this a thousand times. Almost as many as these weird step-kids seducing the step-parents that seemed to become a very real thing over the last year.

The Saints will still own the Vikings since they won it all in 2009 after the glorious Favre pick. Minnesota didn’t even get close to winning the NFC championship game this year - against Nick Fucking Foles! HAHA.

God, I hate the Saints but Drew finally found a way to make one of these WYTS that is genuinely unenjoyable. I guess the upshot is he now gets to look forward to Cousins throwing the ball three yards passed Diggs in heavy traffic before yelling at him.

Mock the Saints all you want, but gumbo is fucking delicious and there’s no getting around it.

I bought the big-ass bag of sour patch kids once and ate so many in one sitting that I burned my taste buds and couldn’t taste salt for a month. I still love those delicious fuckers, but I’m a lot more careful now.