I want this video for Schilling.

Apparently, you haven’t heard the bible preached at you (I mean, none of those shits have read it). The Evangelical Audio Book (tm) correctly tells them that Jesus spent 98% of his words teaching the Two Sacred Truths.

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What the hell are license plate covers for?

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

The gal I’m stuck watching football with would instead ask what’s on HGTV and why in the hell I hadn’t yet emptied the dishwasher.

That’s amusing. I, a Saints fan, was just saying that there’s no way they can beat the Vikings. Saints had some significant injuries this game that are not going to be good to go by next week, as well as the fact the the Vikings D is almost as good as the Panthers against the run which is a critical problem for us.

And that throwing shoulder looks a little dodgy.

Me and damn near every other Saints fan thought they were butt after those first two games. After three losing seasons I don’t begrudge anyone expecting more of the same. Barry was right to publish that take.

“If it weren’t for Mississippi, Alabama would be last at everything.” - C. Barkley

You don’t get out of your Uptown bubble much, eh?

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

But bed naps you either have to set your alarm or will yourself out of bed after an hour or so. Otherwise you are gone for at least 2 hours and wake up and have no idea where the hell you are. Very disorienting, especially if it went from daylight to night time during your nap.

“When I was in university”

1. French toast
2. Pancakes
3. Waffles

I just thought Payton had swallowed too many Vicodins and needed the Heimlich.

Nah, they don’t let you have that much of it and there’s always lil “bits o’ christ” floating around in there from the people who fucking refuse to swallow their body wafers before drinking the wine. Backwash city

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

As a Saints fan, here’s your Fleur-de-Lis shaped star.