By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

They torrent other content and complain they can’t get jobs.

I know a grown man named Biscuit.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Gronk is basically Kevin Malone from the Office, but really good at football.

While tailgating before an Eagles game a Boy Scout came around selling popcorn. I’m usually an easy mark to throw dollars into the cans of the youth sports teams so I said “Sure, I’ll buy a bag.” It was maybe eight ounces of tooth-destroying sugar-drizzled foam.

That’s definitely not a papa johns pie in the lede. That looks like a halfway decent za. As opposed to what the hell papa johns calls Pizza.

I’m all for ordering pizza, it’s highly superior, but the good stuff can be costly. When it comes to frozen pizza, my criterion is:

“For the record, I had nothing to do with that.”

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Chain anything is trash. Support local businesses.

It’s also necessary in the south, especially during the summer. Just not for your car. Salt and shit also applies.

If you don’t like pickles, then guess what, fucko; I’m taking it off your plate every time and I get the pickles.

clay travis must have the worlds largest erection rn

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Feet people are the only ones who get into porn’s corny storylines

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Texas Edition:

Yeah well my bookie is getting my child support check because of that kick, so I know how Wentz feels.