Overexposure has made them about as functional as figures of horror as Count Chocula or Casper the Friendly Ghost.

Wally’s an old mentor of mine, and a sweller individual you could not hope to meet. I know he’s been working on getting this made for a really long time, so it’s great to hear that it’s finally getting the all-star treatment.

These are the very finest insults I have encountered since the heyday of Big Ghost, a.k.a. Cocaine Biceps a.k.a. Thor Molecules a.k.a. Phantom Raviolis. I feel like the joy they have given me has extended my lifespan by at least a couple weeks.

I once saw a woman punch an air conditioner back to life. Never stop believing.

Also, if all else failed, it helped to shove the black plastic sleeve from the cartridge itself into the slot to force the game downward so the clicking mechanism didn’t engage. I don’t know WHY it helped but sometimes it seemed the only way to get past the rainbow screen of death. There was a lot of magical thinking…

It’s a Jim Jarmusch movie. Tom Waits being in it is implied.

Actual footage of the harassment.

The important thing about crazy aunts is, even though they almost never know what they’re talking about, they at least TRY to speak to you on your level.

I truly pity you poor 90s kids. You’re stuck with the absolute WORST nostalgia of any generation.

MOM YOU KNOW I ONLY LIKE THE ONES SHAPED LIKE DINOSAURS WHY MUST I ALWAYS SUFFER MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER SUFFERED

JORDAN PEELE IS THE REAL RACIST! ONE THING HAPPENING JUST ONE TIME EVER TO A WHITE MAN IS A BIGGER CRIME THAN THAT THING HAPPENING A MILLION TIMES TO A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE! I AM VERY LOGICAL!

I don’t know, I’m not really feeling this new Swamp Thing remake.

I’m pretty sure the reason this team-up is never going to happen is that Disney is like ten minutes away from recasting the fuck out of all these characters. In a few years, Turner will be the Andrew Garfield of Jean Greys.

“Trump said inaccurately”

“You know, I’ve noticed that people really like tits...”

You should like the things you like less! Here’s why!

Sam Raimi is gonna be pissed that those two guys stole his car. And after giving Leo one of his big breaks, too!

I’m pretty sure Scott played a jock, not a stoner.