You know, it’s not the way I would have gone with Slimer but I can kind of see it.
Well, everyone knows Atlas shrugged at the battle of Galt’s Gulch. What this new trilogy presupposes is...maybe he didn’t?
There’s no place for SJWs in a film series about hardscrabble heroes from all races and walks of life banding together to fight against a homogenous fascist dictatorship!
I never bought that either. Just look at the garbage Johnson was making before he joined the F&F team and you’ll see what kind of a box office draw he was at the time. This dude was in The fucking Tooth Fairy the year before Fast Five came out. If anything, the franchise saved him.
Hey, he’s just a Hollywood screenwriter. You can’t expect him to know anything about movies.
The answer to any question that begins with “Does Trump not understand...?” is “Of fucking course Trump doesn’t understand.”
You gotta hand it to Marvel: They have a pretty solid track record of casting people who seem to embody their characters. Downey Jr IS Iron Man. Evans IS Captain America. Hemsworth IS Thor. And from the looks of it, this kid IS Spider-Man. And that’s great. They’re not just actors playing roles—they’re ambassadors for… Read more
I saw Toy Story 1 in the theater because it was a fun light show to get high and gawk at, but I tried watching it again maybe 15 years later with all the novelty gone and absolutely hated it. Now that the visuals aren’t very impressive, all you’re left with is an incredibly mean-spirited story about total assholes who… Read more
Okay, that makes a little more sense.
I am not defending Max Landis here (an overrated shithead whose movies are just barely superficially clever enough for me to not hate them, despite the fact that, 15 years later, his best work remains “Deer Woman”) but it’s always weird to me how many people think his dad—who barely works anymore, hasn’t gotten a… Read more
My God. What if the nation’s poetry workshops are next? There’ll be no stopping them!
With all the praise America’s educators have been getting lately, I think it’s important to every now and again remind ourselves that the vast majority of them are total garbage and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near an impressionable youth. This young lady is doing the Lord’s work.