If only Kim had any idea what the poor boy was going through, he could have put a stop to it by assuring him that the Academy already had rules about limited theatrical engagements in place that absolutely no one has ever complained about before and so all this hubbub now is completely unnecessary!

Thank God somebody is finally talking about this. Is there any more pressing issue facing us than whether or not movies I wouldn’t watch in the theater can compete with movies I wouldn’t stream at home for an award I won’t watch either of them receive?

Yeah, life was tricky before delivery services came into play. Lots of waiting, meeting in weird places, disappointment. I used to work on 35th and 7th so I’d meet my guy right around that same spot you mentioned. I also used to buy from a dollar store in Bed-Stuy where they’d leave it in a plastic bucket out front…

This is gonna sound about as believable as “I read Playboy for the articles” but porn stores have the best kung fu imports. Just...stay out of the backroom. You don’t want to know what’s going on back there.

That doesn’t look like a bodega to me. It looks like the porn store in the Port Authority subway station.

Remember when they got all butthurt about J.K. Simmons getting jacked because they assumed it was for Batman V. Superman and they were like “Derp, why’s Commissioner Gordon gotta be ripped?” but then it turned out it wasn’t for the movie and he probably just did it because he’s a grown man and it’s his body and his…

It is a shame that it seems like the reboot series is getting the axe just after they finally figured out how to make it work.

Yeah, I stopped giving a shit about all these older directors and their wistful odes to the magically transcendent properties of any particular format after I traveled a hundred miles to see The Hateful Eight projected in all its 70mm glory and it was just a thin belt of grainy footage running across the center of the…

I believe the technical term is “shredded.”

I found some errors in this article.

Everything Trump says is projection. He has no fucking idea what the government he ostensibly runs is doing at any given time, so why should it be any different for Kim?

Joe Bob is one of two people I’ve ever stood in line to meet. The other was Roger Corman. The third would be Stephen King if I ever got the chance. There is no fourth. That’s the rarified air this gentleman breathes.

Excellent point, Guy With No Earthly Clue What He’s Talking About Who Felt The Need To Share Anyway!

This is one of the few cases where I think there’s enough meat on the bones of the original that there could be new angles for a remake to explore, but man, I do not envy this guy stepping into Tony Todd’s shoes. 

Two of those awards are for sounds. A song is a kind of sound. Whaddaya need, a road map?

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Veenerfoss.”

I’m with you. This movie is not good, to put it bluntly, but I’m glad it exists. I’m always happy to see ANY country’s version of ANY trashy Hollywood subgenre. There’s almost always something interesting about them, even if it’s more from an anthropological standpoint than an artistic one. 

Yup, that’s a cat, alright.

Unless the good chancellor was devoured whole except for his disembodied eyes, which floated freely about the house in search of a new host body, he did not get the full Pac-Man ghost experience.

Every now and then, I think I’ve begrudgingly accepted the new normal and then I see a picture of this majestic eagle of a man and I get bummed the fuck out all over again.