BREAKING: Man who lies 24 hours a day chooses absolute dumbest time to tell the truth

I keep thinking I’ve reached a ceiling on how ashamed of being a white man I am capable of being. Then trailblazers like this dickless motherfucker blast right through to the floor above.

The fuck you mean is he fuckin’ dead?

“Hulu has enlisted Ashton Sanders (Moonlight), Shameik Moore (Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse)...”

The secret ingredient is computers.

That’s redundant. It is my understanding that only mammalian organisms can be titular.

I like it. It sounds like a literal translation of what they probably call Jaws in the Balkan territories.

This guy looks like a concentration camp guard in a Pixar movie. Way to live down to expectations, shithead.

Sean Penn’s prose makes me think maybe this whole written language thing was a bad idea.

If only Tony Stark had brought a can of Thanos Repellent Bat Spray.

I’ll agree with that. The first one just flows better. The second one has some great songs but it’s a little more self-conscious about being eclectic. I don’t think “Flashlight” fits at all, for example, and I don’t know why Gunn thought anyone needed to hear “Surrender” for the 450th time. 

It’s got a few selections that are a little on the obvious side, but it introduced me to “Lake Shore Drive,” which has made my life demonstrably better, so I’d say it’s still a pretty solid mix.

LESS SNARKY EDIT: You’re probably right as far as the general public is concerned. They don’t know what happened behind the scenes and probably wouldn’t care if they did. Having just spent the holidays with my family, I don’t need a reminder of how little the average person gives a shit about anything I care about.…

I think that’s a slightly different case, because we never got to see what Wright had in mind for Ant-Man, whereas we’ve now spent two movies with this cast and crew. I think the loss will feel more palpable.

I think no matter what, the movie feels tainted now. All these Marvel joints are just sugary confections anyway. They rely on audience goodwill and the sense that everybody involved is having fun. Lose that and they collapse. I don’t see how the gang’s lighthearted tomfoolery won’t feel forced and sad now that we…

EICHNER: [lying in bed next to sleeping lover while soft piano music plays]: I WISH I HAD THE GUTS TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE! YOU ARE MY MOON AND STARS!

He is expected to use the insanity defense, claiming, “I don’t know karate, but I know ca-razy.”

People-Eating Monsters Unsure Why People Have To Take It So Personal

Those movies are, um, not great, but you have to at least give it to Lillard: He fucking nailed that part.

I don’t want to just disagree. Your response makes a lot of sense and I appreciate that you didn’t take my question as an excuse to insult me. I am just asking a followup question to continue the discussion, which I find interesting. Apparently my tone was unclear. I apologize.