I don’t know, I think the movie stayed true to the experience of reading the book, in that both looked amazing and were a fucking chore to get through.

Handsome, Charming, Millionaire Movie Star Can’t Believe How Nice Literally Everyone Is

Yeah, I can’t even bring myself to exert the effort necessary to find people I want to watch a movie or have a beer with. I can’t imagine putting in the kind of time and energy required to meet someone who’ll not only let me tie them up, but will let me tie them up in the specific way I want to tie them up, which has…

I’m with you. He seems like a swell guy and I don’t begrudge him his success, but you’ll never convince me Hamilton isn’t a novelty record produced by a troupe of well-meaning but clueless educational performers who go from school to school teaching youngsters about American history through the medium of this rapping…

Life is just a little too easy for some people, I guess.

Oh, definitely. One thing you can say about Sandler is that he gives (or at least used to give—I think his casts are mostly made up of his stock company now) performers a chance to do something a little different than what we’re used to seeing from them.

Reed also played the bad guy in Gator, and that legendary affability of his actually makes him kind of scary when he gets mean.

Wait, Facebook has shows now? Does everything have shows? I’m afraid to check my weather app in case I accidentally get roped into binging a 10-part miniseries.

This trailer has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl, and the eye of an eagle. Ladies and gentlemen, this movie is for the birds!

Thank you for the earnest snark-free recommendation. I gave it a shot but the results are the same. The bass line of “Lift Me Up” almost got me for a second, but then the man himself shows up and it’s over. I know this falls under the precedent set by the case of Assholes v. Opinions and thus means absolutely nothing…

Vince Staples’ streak of songs that the internet assures me are the cutting edge of rap technology that I can’t get 30 seconds into continues unabated. I truly haven’t a clue what any of you see in him. I’m starting to think his whole career is an elaborate scam being played on me personally.

Man, we are really overusing the word “icon” these days.

I’m not 100% sure I’ve ever actually heard a Wiz Khalifa track, but I do remember the period when he collaborated with a lot of older artists and just got utterly fucking schooled by a bunch of bored 45-year-olds with nothing left to prove. It seems like his heart’s in the right place but if he thinks he’s got the mic…

99 out of a hundred sex scenes are complete and utter wastes of story space that serve only to fill time and prevent restless masturbators from changing the channel, so I’m glad there’s at least some protection for the actors who have to take part in them. Hopefully this becomes a thing all over TV, where it seems…

Give him time.

I have no real dog in this fight, having not watched a Simpsons episode in like 12 years. I just know in my heart that this idea of A Very Special Episode solving the problem is utterly ludicrous and completely fails to understand the depth of cruelty and ignorance that exists in the kind of honkeys who think it’s…

Oh yes, I’m sure once these generations of unimaginative dullard bullies saw this no doubt hilarious episode written by some schmo with an ax to grind and realized that Apu is, in fact, a successful businessman who is representative of scores of successful Indian-Americans, they would absolutely stop using his…

This comment is merely to see if my entire account is in the grays or if it’s only my comment on this review that dared to criticize a staff member by name. If you can read this, then you know which one it is.

You know, if you remove the paint from the Mona Lisa, it’s basically just an empty canvas.