I didn’t think it was possible to string together a series of words that would make me want to see a movie less, but then it gets to the part where it preemptively shames the parts of the audience that might dare to have different tastes and I realized anew that I should never doubt Katie Rife when it comes to upping…

I think he’s probably happy to see him go. You’ll notice that public feud was entirely one-sided. Diesel said absolutely nothing about any of it, because he doesn’t shit where he eats. It was Rock who put the family business in the street like some passive-aggressive mean girl. Vin gives him the one role in his…

Holy shit, that was amazing. I’ve never seen someone disappear so far up their ass because someone likes a slightly different balance of drama in their horror movies.

What do you think the main series is? It’s been the undisputed Toretto show for six out of eight films. Why would he want a spinoff when he already owns the flagship?

Subtext. Not text. Subtext. The text is “Some scary shit happens and it’s entertaining!” The subtext is where it’s supposed to be: under the surface. Internet-famous horror makes the subtext text and is thus more obvious and less interesting.

I have this theory that lowbrow art killed middlebrow art and now middlebrow art is getting its revenge by inserting superfluous drama into our lean-and-mean genre exercises. I get that all the boring norms are starved for movies about white people grieving and dealing with addiction and stuff but that’s no excuse…

People are saying they’re virtuoso farts. The best farts. I don’t know about that but people are saying it.

Yeah, but think of all the outrage they spared themselves by placating half a dozen disingenuous Nazis!

I was never a huge fan of the character (I liked the books more than the movies, which are uniformly 20 minutes too long) so it wasn’t a major letdown or anything. I had enjoyed the other Craig films (even the badly shot but underrated Quantum of Solace), though, so it took me by surprise that Skyfall was so ugly in…

It truly baffles me that the woke motherfuckers on this site stand up for that badly plotted, thoroughly hateful, and honestly pretty fucking boring piece of shit. It was so toxic it has infected how I view all previous Bond films.

You mean the character who was portrayed as an incompetent field agent, a terrible shot, and a shitty driver, who sat on her disgusting dad-aged co-worker’s lap while on the job, and when shit got too real decided to take a secretary position so she could sit back and let the boys club run the show now that that mean…

That makes no sense. No tough female character in a movie has ever had a brother, because “My dad wanted a boy” is the only explanation for said female’s toughness that a male screenwriter can come up with.

I heard he wrote one about the struggle to pick up heavy weights off the bottom of the pool after dark.

I’m not buying it. You’d think cocaine would vote yes on more crazy ass George Romero gore epics.

This doesn’t surprise me. He was kicked around the studio system for years, developing script after script that never got made. Apparently he made more money NOT making movies for the studios than he ever did making movies for himself, but still. I think about how many Romero movies we were robbed of because of these…

Check out the recent-ish Curse of Chucky, which brings the character back to his creepy roots. It dips back into the campiness of the Bride of Chucky years for a bit toward the end but most of it is focusing on the scare factor of Chucky remaining perfectly still while the audience waits for him to strike.

What you know about Stapp?

I am trying to express my unique self through my own personal style of decor. Please tell me what items to buy in order to do so.

I am trying to express my unique self through my own personal style of decor. Please tell me what items to buy in…

Yeah, contemporary reporting is less about providing information that allows an informed populace to generate its own opinion and more about informing an already biased populace about what its opinion is supposed to be.

They think it’s a fedora but it’s really a trilby. They think it makes them look like Indiana Jones but it really makes them look like a bookie Lee Marvin would beat information out of.