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10/9/16
2:41 PM
2

I bet the default rate for max optioned F150s is at least 10x less than Nissan Altimas.

9/28/16
12:48 PM
2.6K

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

8/25/16
9:59 PM
4

Mr. Right Lane Only. [ETA: Wait he’s a Brit so that doesn’t work. Cock.]

8/2/16
12:21 PM
156

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes: Read more

5/17/16
7:51 PM
783

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

4/8/16
5:36 PM
6

Someone needs to comment on the fact that Sean M himself is like 75% of Jalopnik, what are the car guys doing while Sean’s dropping quality articles left and right everyday? Read more

4/8/16
5:08 PM
1

Spoke too soon. Jumped straight to comment on that last quote and hadn’t gotten to this gem yet: “Of course, you can also do what most Raptor owners do, which is option C: trade in the truck on a new Super Duty, because the Raptor simply isn’t large enough to fit in with your heavily macho lifestyle that consists of Read more

3/26/16
11:11 AM
3

Sure, but can it control the POS known as Nest when the Nest doesn’t connect to WiFi 80+ % of the time after they release broken ass updates?

2/27/16
11:12 PM
3

The problem with a lot of the DOTA community (same in a couple other esports), is that the casters think they are as essential as the top players. This cannot be further from the case in a real sport, and the only reason it can even fly here is that Esports aren’t just quite big enough in terms of spectators quite Read more

2/24/16
5:41 PM
39

It’s yoooooge. Just great. My favorite car. I know it backwards and forwards. It’ll pay for the wall it runs into.