Tavarish, let me break it down to you. Like you, I had incorrectly guessed that Jalopnik was for car enthusiasts. Yet, whenever a cool car is mentioned, people on here go ballistic and demand the reliability of a Kia appliance. Bizarre .

I’m sorry to inform you that you just cemented your fate as “Death by PT Cruiser”...

Faustdick sounds way too much like Satan’s weiner. Just saying. Speaking of weiners, Audis are back to all looking the same again...

To add to that post...I am really freaking good at drinking wine.

I am most certainly not a plant person nor do i know shit about making wine...however; my father-in-law has a small vineyard in the Marlborough Sounds of New Zealand (North side of the South island). Where he is at in Marlborough, there is no need for this as he is just covered enough to not have to worry about…

I’m not really a plant person, but...

Don’t you spray fruit with water to prevent it from freezing, in the winter? I see them do it all the time with oranges. Wouldn’t blowing the water off of the grape plants make them freeze more?

This is common practice in New Zealand when they try to prevent the wine crops from freezing in the winter.

Excited.

Don't forget the follow through. You will miss a ton of shots, even when leading it, if you stop the motion of your gun after pulling the trigger.

If there’s only one line to read here its this one:

I would do ridiculous things for one of these

The Fedora: helping you spot who to avoid since the early 1990s!

2010 Nissan GTR or here

There's only one choice:

You ain't kidding. This just does not add up at all for me.

1 - F430 Scuderia

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That is actually the safety word.

Don't tell anyone, but I run barefoot when I wear flip flops. Ferrari sacrilege, I know.

You mean something like how I can't believe this collection of flaming idiots bought a car from a company whose oversight promised to kill them or their families and that before it was even known, the car was already one of the most heinous pieces of outdated plastic shit on the market?