It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.

Hello to my friends at Go-Gurt. No one eats yogurt on a skateboard.

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Called out son!

sounds like you could use a drink tbh

As restaurants are not ‘churches’, Pence thinks they are dens of SIN, AND BLASPHEMY, AND THOSE WHO SHALL PARTAKE OF THE WICKED SINFUL GOODNESS OF A JACK DANIELS BOURBON BURGER SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE LORD YOUR GOD! AND NOT BECAUSE THEY SUCK, BUT BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF PIOUSNESS IN SUCH SINFUL DENS OF SINFUL SIN!

I don’t care what you assholes say. Karen Pence was amazing in the Harry Potter films.

If having dinner one-on-one with women meant I’d have sex with her I would have had sex with a lot more women and also invite women to dinner more often. Since this is not always a thing that happens, and sometimes for the best because she doesn’t match her picture, it’s safe to say that these people lack the common…

I’m sure everyone will just make fun of Pence but there’s more truth here than you might think. I told my girlfriend she couldn’t ever have dinner at a restaurant with another man or even talk to one outside of work and what ended up happening? She left me for someone else so, you know, pretty clearly I was on to…

Ephesians 5:14: If a wife-object disobeyeth her husband and master at an Applebee’s, he may commandeereth both of the appetizers, entrees, and deserts, because it was his $20 anyway, in all probability.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

INB4 cross-platform is a PS4-exclusive feature.

Standalone is dramatically different. The mechanics have been fleshed out quite a bit, and there is quite a bit of strategy involved.

Did you just equate a blog with the federal government of the most powerful nation on Earth?

Did you just equate a blog with the federal government of the most powerful nation on Earth?

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

#notmostmen

Kama Sutra - couple workouts since 400 BCE :)

What’s the matter? You get triggered snowflake? ICE can eat a bag of big brown dicks.

Even if HB2 is technically dead, it looks like some of its worst regulations will live on.

A lot of cops in my family, so I can tell you the move all cops learn.