Fuck, I’m not gonna be able to use this joke for long I bet.
I'm pretty sure no one understands what quotes are supposed to mean. I dig the background on this. But if the signs I see all over provide any insight, it's that the average person thinks quotes are the same as bold or italics.
I honestly can’t think We Built This City without thinking of the shitty We Built Sioux City version.
Any conversation about celebrity fitness vs average person fitness should include this (Sorry it’s so fucking huge. Kinja gonna Kinja) :
His mom was killed because her name is Martha in the MCU and there’s a group of Inheritor style villains that kill the moms of heroes named Martha. Dad died defending her.
There’s a lot to love in Blazing Saddles. The acting, the quick jokes, the sharp social commentary.
Tell them Black people can’t vote on the Sun and they’d probably willingly go.
Total Wes Anderson vibe, but I think that might be in part because the song is from this Wes Anderson trailer: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/new-horror-trailer/n42349
The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
Yeah, because financial institutions have never had an issue with data leaking or identity theft...
You gotta throw it above a door, that’s the secret. And don’t forget, you can pick it up to reload and redeploy!
Maybe if Obama had just given every eligible voter unhackable iPhones, this wouldn’t be a problem.
Please tell me how paper ballot that can easily be recounted is bad. Not like we’ve seen machines vote switching in important elections. Or people lying claiming that other party is committing cyber crimes.
It means I paid attention to what happened in the last election. And until people who actually care about election security are voted in, and those programs are properly funded, I’m fine with paper.
I was the 8th person in line at my polling place. Filled in the bubbles on the scan-tron, turned it in, and went to work. Took me less than 15 minutes.
Myers Birggs as astrology for Business Majors.
I really miss bots for pure dumb fun. I remember switching to Halo and being disappointed that there weren't bots. Especially on the big maps.
Fucking with the bots was a blast.
The farsight: a gun designed to stop campers that only encouraged more camping.