Hypocriticus Ch. 3:18 “And Jesus said unto the blind man, Verily, verily, I say unto you: That shit is not my problem.”

Counterpoint: Most of the music from the 60s and 70s fucking sucked just like now, we just choose to not remember that stuff.

Just more catering to BIG FUNBAG

As of a few weeks ago, there’s a backlog of 542,411 cases with an average wait time of 677 days,

“the Warrant is coming out of my balls.”

A Home Depot gift card. Mostly because that’s pretty much all I buy anyone who owns a house, and it seems to always come in handy.

Airports with the weirdiest demon eyed statues, ranked:

What is it with the laundry detergent? A neighbor once tried to rope me into Amway. My first thought was “how much effing laundry detergent do you think need living by myself wearing the same pants for a week?”

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

People look at me like I’m crazy and ask if I’m going to my coaster/napkin but they don’t know about salting the coaster.

Bar napkins work just fine as a coaster and not the fancy ones with the ridges. Just sprinkle some salt on the napkin and your beer won’t stick to it.

Stop calling undocumented immigrant illegals. It’s a slur you know it, so knock it off. I live in a sanctuary city our police department has been very clear making undocumented immigrants afraid of police makes EVERYONE unsafe. A lot of us remember what it was like when you didn’t call the police none of us want to go…

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Hi there,

I can’t get past the fact that these look like the first three pictures of a gay-sex-in-the-gym series.

Whoever wrote that headline

Slate did a multi-part series on inequality a few years ago that tried to answer what was driving it. (Taxes, trade, loss of unions, fiscal policy, etc.). One of the most amazing stats was the theft of productivity gains from workers. From WWII until 1980, wages rose almost lockstep with productivity. Beginning then,…

I feel like a big issue is they need to separate free aim, full aim assist and free aim assist all into separate lobbies. It sucks tryin to play free aim and u run across some aim assist players

To be fair, insurance would be really cheap if it wasn’t for all the sick people.