Ryan: Car insurance: People who are driving without accidents are paying premiums for people who make money by totaling their cars. That’s wrong!
Ryan: Car insurance: People who are driving without accidents are paying premiums for people who make money by totaling their cars. That’s wrong!
In the vein of the Arrested Development = Trump Analogy that was on twitter last week, my theory is that Paul Ryan is Tobias Funke.
I think actual think tankers have never had less to do with conservative politics than they do right now. Really the only two places for them to go with this are
“You know, the last time someone ordered me to something, I was 18 years old. And it was my daddy. And I didn’t listen to him, either.”
Gruden’s on ESPN sucking Goodell’s cock right now. Ultra fuck Jon Gruden. True fans will stick with them? Fuck you, Jon. Shove a flaming hot metal dildo up your ass and die.
As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...
man I would love to see Michigan destroy Alabama in a title game down the road. Simply because Harbaugh actually conducts himself like a human and not a robot (Saban).
Cybernetic-Ghost-of-Christmas-past-from-the-future?
AND THERE WAS MUCH DEFECATION.
And The Canuck sounds like he’s just a Canadian version of The Drizzle
Why is Cobra Commander the protector of Quebec?
“Fantasy Football”
The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.
Wow, didn’t know Hamilton had an alt.
The tiger because that spear is worthless against an elephant, given its size and the toughness of its skin
Very redundant, and I don’t want to live in a world where this joke isn’t relevant.
There used to be a ban on Anchorman references in the comments section back in the good ol’ days.
But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…
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