I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

Sounds like we are thinking alike. Totally agree that if you actually do serve your time we should help you out more.

No wonder Tom Brady is so quiet about discussing his diet.

I’ve been through the worst.

If you have not seen Better Off Ted, binge it now. Totally hilarious with excellent cast.

“It has no violence or sex...”

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Pshaw!

The guidelines were for teams that score touchdowns.

Just have the cameras immediately cut to the owner’s box after every play so a wealthy white guy wearing clownishly large rings can properly modulate the emotions of the viewing audience.

I can’t wait for the voice overs and reenactment. “Here’s what Antonio Brown should have done with his butt instead”

We really need a delete button.

I refuse to wish anyone happy birthday on facebook. If they’re an important enough friend they get a call or a text. If they’re not do they really care that I wish them happy birthday on social media?

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

NY Post translation of current Jets QB mentoring program: MCCLOWN COLLEGE

I felt a great disturbance in the sport, as if millions of baseball writers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly choked on their indignation.

Quick way to see if your date is a real human person or artificial intelligence is to ask them whether there are two halves or four quarters in women’s college basketball. If they aren’t sure or say that there are two halves, you’re dealing with highly advanced artificial intelligence and the most important thing you…

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

D.B. Pooper