I’ve been to Times Square, at Christmas, so I 100% understand the feeling.

This kind of reminds me of when gun manufacturers started going after video games for not licensing the guns that realistic shooters use.

I gotta agree with Burneko. Out population is fine. But we don’t allocate resources appropriately in any sense. Land, food, water, etc.

“Now with Deep Fake technology, I can finally make the Hoth boning shelter a reality, like I always dreamed!” - George Lucas

It’s weird phrasing, but it’s the currently that makes it weird.

I like that he equates Mexico, a country of actual humans, with a hurricane, a natural disaster. Like, it’s a metaphor that kinda works at first, but the more you think about the more dehumanizing it is.

None of what he is saying makes sense. The dinosaurs would be hunted and captured/killed. Or die off in a few years. Did they give up on any of the breeding protocols? The lysine contingency? Only breeding females? If Wu is as talented (and evil) as the movies make him seem, no way would be make the same mistakes.

True.

I reread that twist couple times.

The only acceptable emails to Deadspin are: Funbag questions, poop stories, crazy grandpa stories, and dunks on how Samer dresses.

Those emails are fucking awful. The hate those people have is mind boggling. Like, what is mentally wrong with these people? I don’t understand it.

Why even include the Avatars? What’s the point of them?

Ben Sasse better make the cut. McCain is dead and Sasse has positioned himself to take over the "talk a big game and never really follow through with any of his ideals" Republican. Kind of a permanent also-ran type.

He always says he jerks off in hotel rooms. So he came up for the awards, and was jerking it too hard. Destroyed his collection of ugly shirts, thought someone was in the room making fun of him, but it was the mirror. So broken dick and cut up hand, wrapped in ugly shirts.

According to some stuff on Reddit, there’s no swords. They sourced it from a developer, but I don’t remember the name or if it was a tweet.

Millennial here. After just buying whatever cheap crap worked, I’m slowly updating my wardrobe. they have good stuff. And it’s almost always some kind of sale.

Millennial here. After just buying whatever cheap crap worked, I’m slowly updating my wardrobe. they have good…

Anyone who thinks unions are bad because of “corruption” is a fucking moron. Corporations are corrupt as hell but I don’t see these smarmy bootlickers getting up in arms about that. Unions are positive for everyone and we should all be thankful for the sacrifices the Labor Movement made.

The purple space is where the taco trucks on every corner are supposed to be. Sure, they enrich us with their flavorful street tacos. But they also endanger us because too much of anything is bad. And if there were taco trucks on every corner, that might clog traffic, or something bad.

I feel like the Sentinelese were really doing something bigger than themselves. They did it for us. For when we cower behind the door, windows shut, lights off when Jehovah’s Witnesses or whatever come knocking.

Paul Ryan once said the problem with health insurance (the ACA), is that healthy people subsidize sick people.