Exactly! It’s pretty obvious this was a false flag operation by Hillary (sore loser much!) and the Deep State to take our guns. Obama had stacks of paper on his desk for future “mass shootings.” And guess who doesn’t have stacks of papers on his desk? Trump. Because he’s not staging these things. #maga…

When I was in school (10 years ago in a different part of the country) all the resource officers were old guys. Definitely 50+ waiting for retirement in a relatively easy job. Worst they saw was a couple fights and some parking violations.

Seems like a win-win to me. I’m pro-gun control and pro-Black people making White people look like hypocritical assholes.

I’ve been thinking about this old Gawker piece lately. Basically anytime after a shooting, so weekly.

Okay, thank you. I was beginning to wonder if I knew what a moose was.

Misread the headline, thought we were talking about Seinfeld Vision:

Gotta hear both sides!

Dirk is tomato face. He really needs a new act.

I wouldn’t waste your time with the OP. He’s a troll. One of the many incarnations of TomatoFace. Second result in a search of his name tied Dirk van Dooren to tomatoes.

It was a joke.

I plan on replacing all my doors with vases now. You know, to cover all my abusive bases.

Your parents beat Nazis. Your generation seems a-okay with them being voted either into power or associating with the powerful.

The important thing is that Boomers are the ones to blame. Always and forever.

*Looks at US history*

sorry, but the cat is out of the bag. Soon your children will be able to have robot sex with a deepfake celebrity/instagram person. that girl you crush on in your class will be downloaded into a robot body. it’s over. Futurama has won.

If you get that time machine working, can you give younger me some sports almanacs? Thanks in advance!

Listen, I’m sure this joke has been made on Twitter and everything, but honestly? I just love making fun of the Colt’s dumb banners and support everyone else who does too.

So do the Colts get a banner for this or not?

The crowds are definitely a issue. I don’t if they need a speech beforehand or what, but people are rude as fuck when I went to see it. Tall guys wide stancing in the front, people shoving everyone aside to get to a view, guests with no concern who they run into.

When Germany sends its ideas, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.