>"I think 'every myth, legend, conspiracy theory, and weird supernatural rumor' is about zombies"

Hopefully we'll get a larger view of the game when beta weekends roll around.

reading is 4 gaylords (id rather smoke weed) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If DLC can be ready on day 1, there's no valid reason for it to be DLC at all.

Tony Danza is doing God's work. Love ya, man.

Just so everyone knows, since it isn't explained on the pre-order page; THE PET YOU GET IS DETERMINED BY WHERE YOU PRE-ORDER THE GAME.

The vanilla game includes 3 character slots, presumably one for each faction. And seeing as any player can learn all of the 500+ abilities regardless of faction, I don't see why anyone would feel the need to start out with more than that. Also, the basic pre-order includes one name reservation.

Equating video games to marbles and jump rope because they are all games is like equating Citizen Kane to Deuce Bigalow and Eurotrip because they are all movies; both cases blatantly ignore the exponentially higher degree of complexity of video games and Citizen Kane compared to the others.

"I didn't say to throw your standards out the window did I?"

>equating video games to simple activities like marbles and jump roping

Can't take the heat? Stay out of the kitchen.

"I-I-I WAS JUST WARMING UP, I'LL WIPE THE F-F-FLOOR WITH YOU THIS TIME"

I think I've about lost faith in Telltale. I knew it would be hard to top The Devil's Playhouse, but it's like they're not even TRYING anymore.

I eagerly await the day that publishers are run by people that actually KNOW crap about video games.

YOU WANT GO FAST? TOO BAD, DING DONG BANNU

>B: Lost - Completely disregarding all previously established plot development

Su...per...man... ;_;7

*paint Don Corneo purple*

If troll: 0/10 see me after class

MAN READING