Would you rather have “access to thousands of movies” you don’t really need, as long as you stay subscribed, or own the movies you really like forever, at a reasonable price?

Chug that copium harder. PC gaming is a joke of ever inflating hardware requirements because devs no longer even TRY to put any effort into fixing things like memory leaks and lack of optimization.

Good luck with your next $5k graphics card purchase in 5 years.

There’s “slow boil,” but there is also spending 6 hours of 5 or 6 completely different unrelated storylines (heck the pre-Hobbits never link up to anybody else in the end, did they?). And I’m not even sure some of the storylines developed beyond pushing pieces around on a board. (Though the plot of why the orcs were…

I’ll watch the rest eventually. But I do have to admit- I got bored. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Myst, officially the worst game ever made

You’ve really gotta admire John’s commitment to being on the wrong side of virtually any matter regarding taste. It turns him into a valuable lodestone. Point your compass away from whatever John’s take is, and you’re probably doing alright.

ON OPPOSITE DAY.

You are correct.

Fuck you Myst is good

SR2 had deeply dark humor (after SR1's po-faced SRSness) and heavily leaned into the characters being aggressive dickheads while still having a real story and some decent missions. It really worked, especially compared to where GTA was at at the time.

Yes, of course. People will still care about EGS for as long as EGS keeps buying exclusives.

It is nothing like SR2.

I’m still not sure that I understand the insistence that this chapter is supposed to be more diverse. Granted it’s been years since I’ve played a SR game, but I do remember there always being a fairly ethnically diverse cast. I don’t remember where the characters fell on the sexuality/gender spectrums though.

As someone who very much enjoyed SR2... I doubt it. It looks like it was made in the SR2 devkit but fuck me watching some reviews the voice acting, writing, and just general narrative seems absolutely woeful.

Fantastic demonstration that you didn’t actually read my post. Narrative satisfaction is NOT THE SAME THING as personal satisfaction. Like I said. In my post. Narrative satisfaction is the principle that tension introduced to a story should be relieved by that story. The tension of the cat protagonist getting…

A humble suggestion to Zack Zwiezen:

You are using the term wrong, stop being a baby and correct your article.

Dude...you sure setting yourself up as the gatekeeper of what black means is a great idea, Mr. white guy?

Kenyan, Brazilian, and Saudi’s Arabian aren’t races, their cultures. Every country doesn’t get new human genes.

Then say “African American” woman. Please don’t embarrass yourself any further.