OK. Lets all get this shit out now.

Obama wasted his entire first term trying to find some common ground with these fuckos. Mother lets Pence out of his coffin so that he can help the bastards in the Senate confirm absolute shitheels. 

The GOP has a very short memory, unless it’s Obama or the Clintons.

See a pattern here?

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

Thank you! As someone that grew up with a loving but “yelly” father I have tried to change with my kids and feel regretful on the occasions I explode. It doesn’t work. All it does is scare the crap out of them and make them think I am some sort of psycho. It doesn’t gain respect etc. Talking to them like a human is…

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

If a coach can’t teach or motivate his players without screaming at them, he has failed as a coach. Izzo’s a fine coach. His player would want to win the game without being screamed at. They would hear whatever he was trying to inform them about in terms of boxing out or rotating on defense. The screaming is just…

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

“I don’t know what kind of business you’re in, but I tell ya what, if I was a head of a newspaper, and you didn’t do your job, you’d be held accountable.”

Monique... That 6th paragraph was a masterpiece! And summed up my antipathy for McCain and Trump. Well done!

Nobody ever talks about this shit, so I also applaud them too. I nearly lost it when - a few years back - I read an excerpt from Dita Von Teese’s beauty book and she mentioned plucking them. Because it was literally the first time I heard another human being mention it. And in my 20's I had a boyfriend to whom I was…

It will never cease to amaze me the sheer number of people willing to shield a semi-famous person from taking any accountability for actions that hurt others.

Asking someone to stand up and say, “I did something wrong that hurt someone else and I apologize” - this is not the life-ending burden people keep trying to…

You’re lucky! Those black ones seem to have exponentially multiplied on me around 28 y/o. I used to keep up w/ them religiously when I was dating but I let them all grow out when I suspected my now-husband was going to propose. He still did. Test passed. 

“Thanks for taking the time to dig through my old tweets, Kath!”

Traumatic nipple hair moment: I have them. I thought everyone did? At a college job guys were talking about gross moments in sex and one guy was like “Oh once I slept with this girl who had nipple hairs!” and the other two guys were like “oh gross!” and made gagging noises. He said something like “So fucking gross”…

Nunes is like a kid in middle school who finds a note that says he smells like farts and, instead of just throwing it out, stands up in the middle of the cafeteria and says “I found a note that said I smell like farts and I just want to say that’s not true and I do not smell like farts. So don’t say I smell like farts…

My mom was a soap opera writer early in her career, and a number of my mother’s friends thought it was positively scandalous that I would sometimes hang out on the set as a teenager. As if seeing the choreographed awkwardness of simulated sex would give me ideas.

“We have to hold all of these people accountable, because if we don’t, our First Amendment rights are at stake here,” Nunes told Hannity.

The best reply I saw on Twitter was something like ‘Why would they ban their mascot?’, which is the appropriate take.