Love Jones tho.
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Greatest bottomless actress of all-time.
I’m fairly certain Right-wing cartoonists are equally as talentless as Right-wing comedians. It’s like if Steven Crowder or Jesse Watters had an epiphany and were suddenly woke, they wouldn’t be leftist comedians; they’d just be unemployed.
I LIVE LIKE A CAPITALIST EVERY SINGLE DAY, CENK!!!!
That is great.
This is all setting up the inevitable USWVFSCR Executive Order that Trump will put in place in 2019. What does USWVFSCR stand for? Why, United States Work Visas For S***hole Country Residents, of course. Farmworkers, greenskeepers, housekeepers, etc. can apply for 9 month visas to come work in the United States only…
What can you say? Apocalypses make strange bedfellows. It is literally a perfect Schrodinger’s Cat thought experiment. The Jews are the chosen people while simultaneously the Evangelicals are the chosen people.
She almost seemed drunk. They did show her drinking before she started dancing with Pasquale, but I think you are right; Lila was near euphoric from dancing. It was so much fun to see Lila enjoy herself. Did anyone else get Back to the Future vibes when Stefano stepped in? Not Biff, but rather Courtney Gains’…
I was dying hearing her talk about how talentless she was when she was a kid (they had a segment about whether it is bad parenting to tell your children when they are not good at something). She’s like “The only thing I was good at was shooting guns.” All I could think of was Neil Gamby’s relationship with his…
(I Don’t) Does anybody really know what time it is? (Care) Does anybody really care? (About time) If so, I can’t imagine why. (Oh no, no) We’ve all got time enough to cry.
Either that or the very real “Cap’n Morgan Crunch” Rum-flavored cereal that of course require proof you’re 21. Still, not sure why Trump would need to use his ID. I just point to my kids and say “Who do you think these people are? My friends???” Maybe he doesn’t go grocery shopping with Eric and Junior any more...
David E. Davis, go on Chapo.
I think I get what you are trying to say. I remember really liking TYFS as a film when it came out in 2005, but as $$ in politics becomes more and more problematic, it starts to look less like a satirical comedy and more like a horror film. I mean Eckhart’s redemptive arc is literally quitting lobbying for tobacco to…
Yeah. I read that article too. It makes it more likely Hart was caught off-guard during the picture. Not that a candidate for President of the United States shouldn’t be careful about who he poses for pictures with, but if you believe Atwater’s confession, it makes it easy to believe Rice may have intentionally posed…
Apparently, Nikki was the type of girl you don’t try to rape.
99% sure that Janice Kephart was the thing that came out of the TV set at the end of The Ring.
I can’t believe you’re limiting the possible ramifications to just the Segel/Cera swap! Think of the bigger bizarro-picture!! Mary Cherry herself, Mrs. Leslie Grossman, was supposed to be the young ingenue to play the part of Jules!!! Fast forward 14 years & it woulda been Grossman taking the Oscar for La La Land. Elea…
Ok. Here’s my theory: There was a multiplier effect. You know how something like Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery can be a small success ($50 mil) then catapult the sequel to greater success ($200 mil) because the 1st film develops a cultish following because the original was kind of weird and people had to…