They both said that in December 1980, too.

 And then.... SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

• Could be worse, Robert. A friend of mine moved to Orange County, CA from Chicago a few years ago. He flies back here twice a year, stays for 7 days, has pizza AT LEAST 6 times. At different places each night, too! Dude loves his pizza (his diet is atrocious) and he says everything he gets out in Cali sucks ass.

He also just won a big golf tournament.

Anyhow, we’re both really looking forward to our wedding night.

If the officials heard it and the team won’t offer up the offender, suspend the whole team from play. 

Every day in every way he’s getting a little worse.

Nobody murdered anyone related to Destiny’s Child yet here we are with an anthem for female enpowerment, as we damn should.

He was getting all those F’s to make sure he was Extra White.

Messki

Even for Dump and his cadre of Keystone Kop ghouls, this was sloppy. You nominate somebody who is holding a job she already can’t do purely because she’s a blonde FOX mouthpiece, and then never actually do anything to get her into the post? Did he literally pull her name out of the “Girls I’d Like To Pork” hat when…

“The Finals Solution”

James Dolan is like the James Dolan of musicians, of owners.

Whenever someone complains that unions pit labor against management, call them out on that bullshit quickly and loudly.

Well, the USS Maines are known for their explosive content.

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

Sometimes a comment is simply irresistible.

I mean, who are the ad wizards that came up with that name?

“Buncha PORNFLAKES, if you ask me!”