“The Finals Solution”

James Dolan is like the James Dolan of musicians, of owners.

Whenever someone complains that unions pit labor against management, call them out on that bullshit quickly and loudly.

Well, the USS Maines are known for their explosive content.

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

Sometimes a comment is simply irresistible.

I mean, who are the ad wizards that came up with that name?

• I don’t drink much anymore. Maybe two-three beers a week (total) when I’m out to dinner or at trivia. Don’t get me wrong, I love a good whiskey ginger to ease my mind some times but if I gave up liquor tonight I think I’d be fine. Forcing me to give up M&Ms or various candy bars would lead to an uptick in violence…

“Buncha PORNFLAKES, if you ask me!”

Then I let my guard down, go to open a bottle of Coke Zero, and get treated to an aspartame volcano.

I thought one became a man at 40?

I wouldn’t know, I don’t have any.

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

Agreed. Mo Salah, too.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

“Well, hey there, Thonny. We heard about you Hodgkin’th lymphoma and I juth wanted to thop by tell you that canther thuckth and that we’re all rootin’ for you, Thlugger.” 

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

I was thinking Mike Barnicle, but that’s going in the way-back bullshit machine.

May this movement catch fire like a mighty river.