“Dobb Knobbin’” made me LOL at my desk

HOLY SHIT LOOKIT HIS EARS! Is he the progenitor of all Ferengi? Does he use a pipe cleaner to clean those?

I had to read the three time to understand that this was not about Etsy.com...

Rev. Dongo Pewee is a triple threat. He’s a Reverend, a Dongo, and a Pewee.

He looked on, knowing full well that a long night of flagellation lay ahead.

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in…

Man, Hasbro having its own crowdfunding site for Star Wars toys really doesn’t get what people crowdfund for, and it initially seems borderline offensive, especially because the only reason they CAN do this is that they’re the only toy company Disney will allow to do it. I mean, when you’re a publicly traded company,…

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

I don’t know why Gobert didn’t just block her like he does everybody else who comes at him.

She’s the only one in the relationship that can hit the net with regularity.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

Hey, it’s hard to keep focused on playcalling as a head coach when you’ve got a full turkey covered in buffalo sauce waiting for you on the bus.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Wherever two or more of you gather in the name of a high lottery pick, so too shall I be there.

“Go fuck yourself.”