I don’t know why Gobert didn’t just block her like he does everybody else who comes at him.

She’s the only one in the relationship that can hit the net with regularity.

Golf on Tv. Best naps ever. Not like baseball, where there’s the chance of shouting, or a soccer/football match where, again, there’s a chance of excitement. Sure golf has moments, but it rarely goes above a normal voice level (after speaking the whole round in whispers). And since I don’t really care for golf,…

Hey, it’s hard to keep focused on playcalling as a head coach when you’ve got a full turkey covered in buffalo sauce waiting for you on the bus.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

The difference being, Mr. Magoo was constantly doing dumb shit but it all tended to work out for him in the end.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

Wherever two or more of you gather in the name of a high lottery pick, so too shall I be there.

“Go fuck yourself.”

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Should have watched The Incredibles and known the perils of a cape.

Not me. The promo copy clearly promises colored commentators.

Wait until you see how Stevens plans to stop the Cavs from turning the page and reaching the Finals:

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

“Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward!”