I am stunned at how accurate that is.

I absolutely love that movie and understand that the line was almost certainly ad-libbed, but it always bothers me because it would be funnier if they switched the adjectives. Particularly since there’s a pregnant pause between the two.

I don’t remember exactly what the mother says at the end, but something about how, if the dogs were still around, they wouldn’t have brought the main character when the family moved away from their farm.

I love the little guy who shows up around the 30 second mark. He’s all like “hey, guys, you want to go shoot some hoops? Oh, you got something else going on? What’s that over here? GIMME SOME BREAD RIGHT NOW!!!!! NO! DON’T TAKE BREAD AWAY FROM ME!!!!”

<sotto voce>

Not that I have seen many of the photographs from the Body Issues, but I was always surprised at just how huge pretty much everyone’s thighs were (plus, they just seemed to be about 80 lbs of solid muscle). Didn’t matter what sport they played, their thighs were ginormous.

Exactly where my thoughts went.

Starred for “no regerts”.

Ok, my joke was going to be “I thought that’s what got him into all of the trouble in the first place”, but yours is more understated, shorter, and, as much as it pains me to say it, better.

Chicago bar, you say?

I thought the series finale of Adventure Time was great. I wasn’t really that thrilled with the final season and the whole Gumbald storyline, but the last episode was awesome. When those two weirdos picked up Finn’s metal arm at the beginning of the episode my daughter audibly gasped. But it didn’t up being a cheap…

Fun facts: “Shakedown” was Bob Seger’s only #1 hit and Seger only wrote the lyrics (Harold Faltermeyer, who wrote the score for Beverly Hills Cop 2, where Shakedown appears, co-wrote the music with another guy who wasn’t Bob Seger).

If there’s no intent to injure, why do it in the first place? “oooh, I could have hurt you if I really wanted to”

Yes, three whole hours of work. It’s a wonder she hasn’t had be admitted to a hospital so she can receive an IV after such a grueling schedule.

Agreed. I mean, they all say “we win as a team, we lose as a team, we suffer punishment due to a couple of racists as a team.”

I don’t even remember which Pink Panther movie that quote is referencing, but I do remember that the opening scene which it is from is, unequivocally, the most hilarious scene in all of cinema*.

Intentional pun or just serendipitous? This seems like a time that the Philip J. Fry meme would actually be appropriate.

Also, Keith Richards sucks, so you should never use him as an example of anything (except how to look like you’ve been dead for the last 50 years yet are, against all odds, still alive).

Being an old, my mind went to Gloria Gaynor, but to each their own.

Like I said, I’m sure this guy wasn’t tipping anyways and, if he isn’t coming back, that’s a good thing. Although I would guess that, if you simply refused to comp his meal or give him another burger, he wouldn’t come back either. He’s just going to go looking for another place that will put up with his trash, because…