I don’t remember where I heard the story (maybe here?) but someone was a server and their customer had eaten 3/4 of the hamburger before complaining that it wasn’t done properly. The restaurant cooked another burger for them and the manager brought it out to the customer.

I honestly do not understand your answer. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t understand it. Can you expound a bit? Or are you just saying “that’s the way we’ve always done it”?

I am fascinated by how certain occupations become deserving of tips while others do not, for no discernible reason. I understand why servers deserve to be tipped, but it has been argued on this site that servers would deserve to be tipped even if they were making minimum wage (or more).

“Girls I’d Like To Pork”

They want to be fiscally conservative with their own money, not taxpayers’.

Also you have to always use his full name.

And also with you.

There’s probably a way to re-arrange the words in that sentence to describe the after-effects as well.

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!

My dad was long-time friends with a couple but had fallen out of touch. They reconnected at some kind of charity event and the couple invited my dad and stepmom to get together with them at their condo up in Mackinac Island. To show you how well off they were, they were willing to pay an extra $150k for the condo…

If he wants to complete his transformation into Sideshow Bob, he doesn’t need to murder someone, he just needs to attempt it.

I disagree because, like Monique, I find it highly unlikely that Trump realizes that he’s been trashed at all, much less how badly he’s been trashed.

I know that Tom mentioned that Sowell plays catch with Mack before every game, but I’m still surprised at the quality of catch he had to make. I mean, both arms extended above his head and, if he doesn’t catch it clean, someone bearing down on him to knock the ball away.

Eh, looks fine to me.

Fun fact*: Sinai is the plural of sinus, so he actually did! Twice! Or more!

half-serious answer/question: Not be the Skins?

My dad lives in East Lansing and he and my stepmom both worked for the State of Michigan for a long time, so they’re familiar with Democrats going way back. He spent a lot of time campaigning (door-to-door, etc.) for Slotkin and his opinion on Whitmer back when she first won the Democratic nomination was basically…

Hearing that last word in Tony the Tiger’s voice is both awesome and extremely disturbing.

Marty Friedman’s solo sets fire to mandolins if you play the song within twenty feet of one.

I’m really, really confused about the way you guys talk about mac and cheese.