And make sure you tell the truth!
mparks04
mparks04
What if it was pistols?
If he had been successful, he would have been boring.
My daughter got a job working at a dollar store and last week she was at work and heard the manager say “Oh nooooo!” She went around the aisle and it looked like his entire arm was covered in blood.
Came here to post this, but instead I’ll just leave you a star.
One of the things the 2005 White Sox had going for them was that they didn’t have a single one of their starting pitchers miss a start due to injury. Their top four guys pitched either 33 or 32 games and the other 32 were splite between El Duque and Brandon McCarthy. That kind of consistency out of your starting…
To bring the Funbag full circle, Silverstein also wrote a poem about that very subject.
Including the ‘clutch your face as you lie on the ground’.
“Let’s get Horny!”
Now, THERE’S a man!
But, let’s face it. After eating a bunch of shelled pistachios, your fingers taste delicious as well.
This reminds me of what the Blackhawks used to do when they’d have three different people try to shoot a puck into the goal from center ice during intermission.
I haven’t seen a Petty get hit that hard since the King went into the wall on turn 3.
The median in salaries is $2.5M a year, I bet if you canvassed NBA fans they would say that is a lot higher.
The weird thing is I like Arby’s but don’t really care for their fries (although they’re pretty decent if you use Arby’s sauce instead of ketchup).
At first I thought you had switched two of your words around.
Yeah, the double-clutch is really impressive.
That is the perfect example of a Hot Take (tm):
Yeah, if Drew doesn’t bring in Bernie Bernbaum’s line about sticking by your family, I will be severely disappointed.