Coach’s kids, man. Always screwin’ it up for everyone else.

So to speak.

first rule of what?

While I agree with your entire comment, it was the last paragraph that earned the star from me. Well said.

Not that anyone really cares, but Mackinac Island has a view of Lake Huron, not Lake Michigan. I have no idea why I typed Lake Michigan previously.

Conservatives tip?

So Jeff Green is basically, in Homer Simpson’s universe, alcohol?

The idiot(s) who authored this is/are probably wishing for death right now.

I wasn’t implying that the product itself was fictitious, just that the people that gave it a name of “Twiglets” had to be playing a joke on the rest of us.

Twiglets has to be a euphimism or a flat-out joke, right? No way they were serious about that name.

National Socialism kinda sucks.

That is my favorite cat gif. By. Far.

Wow, a 1.5 twist into a back handstand.

best unintentional typo ever.

The thing about having a good backup goalie is that it’s not the 2000's any more. It used to be that the top goaltenders were all playing 60+ games(and often 65-70 games for the best guys) a season. Now, it seems like you’ve only got a few holdouts that crack 60 games a season and 50-55 is much more common.

Obviously, getting Kronwall back will help but the Wings biggest problem is that they don’t have the two-way forwards that they used to have. Datsyuk is gone, Zetterberg isn’t as effective as he used to be (although still pretty good) and they have a lot of young forwards that are still learning how to play the…

When my son was about four years old, we were at the zoo. He started to get that look on his face like he was trying to hold in something that was, in very short order, going to refuse to be held in.

C’mon, Christians haven’t been under the Law for almost 2000 years.

There’s a channel that shows old Johnny Carson-era Tonight Show shows (man, that’s a lot of shows in one sentence).

Every time I look at that bottom picture, the shadow makes me think he has some bizarre deformity