I initially read that as “I recently bought a co-worker one for her shower” and was “uh, that’s not how it works”.

That’s when you say “yes” and walk away.

When my kids were born, we scheduled their feedings and then made sure that they didn’t sleep right after they ate, which was really tough because all they want to do after eating is go to sleep.

There was a long-form piece in the Atlantic or the New Yorker where they mentioned that a lot of what is termed “natural flavors” in ingredients is just bugs.

I don’t know. Does he have kids that you always forget?

It’s just basic science.

You are a good dad.

How did you figure out the plot to The Zookeeper 3?

What was the goalie doing? Just wandering around, checking out the penalty area, making sure everything is in place?

While the story of what happened between Brown and Stigler is well-summed up here, there’s a whole lot more to the book than just this piece.

This definitely deserves more stars.

I don’t even know what the written ones are, so I can’t answer your question.

And now it’s un-tied! In a good way!

Hey, now. The Tigers haven’t blown that lead.

They should refer to it as a ‘cookout’.

Who in the world adds eggs to a box of Kraft?

That sounds delicious.

That faux anecdote makes Phil Simms look a billion times smarter than he actually is.

What about CNR?

I loved the Joey Bats-flip and I love the gif of him getting clocked in the face with a surprisingly solid right cross.