Very true.

I can’t tell if this is sarcastic, understated, or if you’re honestly saying that Tim Duncan, one of the greatest players of all time, who will make it into the Basketball Hall of Fame on the first try, was a “solid player who drifted into greatness at times”.

“The defense rests”...

Over ten years ago, my wife and ten year-old son really wanted a dog (my seven year-old daughter was happy with the cat we had), so friends of ours gave us a four year-old dog they weren’t able to take care of (they would be gone all day and didn’t want to keep him caged). I hate dogs, but relented because...

Crunch-Tacos left out an important detail from his story, so you still beat him 6-1.

Came here to say the same thing but, since you said it first, you get a star.

That’s what she said. AMIRITE?

Dimoxonil or nothing.

I hate to be THAT GUY, but I call shenanigans on that Bob Ross painting. For cryin’ out loud, he doesn’t even HAVE any red on his palette.

I was wrong to have doubted you.

I don’t know whether it’s the case, but I don’t seem to remember multiple candidates sticking around as long in the Republican primary race as in the past, which would explain why Trump’s percentages are lower.

Well obviously we can’t give EVERY man the vote, I mean most of them wouldn’t know what to do with it....

Yes, one is not “haughty” for saying that someone like Trump shouldn’t be elected. But, at least based on what Drew has excerpted (and he’s excerpted enough that the context seems relatively clear), that’s not what Will is saying.

I have no knowledge that the US had a president named Chester Arthur.

That is a quality old-school political slogan reference. Hats off to you, good sir.

Calling Ditka a clown is both a compliment to what he actually is and an insult to clowns around the world.

For baseball, yes. When he did hockey (I honestly don’t know if he still does, and maybe he’s improved), he was just too slow. For baseball, it works perfectly because, honestly, you don’t want to talk too fast because there’s so much dead time.

A victory for Roger Goodell is never a victory for common sense.

Anyone complaining about how the SC should have better things to do should probably be spending more time complaining about why some people think Scalia shouldn’t be replaced for over a year.

I know. It’s like their decision is completely arbitrary.