Give A-Rod a better show.

the story is as good as winning the money,”

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

Hey Favre did it too and threw like 5 TD passes on MNF

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

for some reason I’m really enjoying that he spelled it ‘fucken.’

That he is so easily manipulated should put everyone in an advanced state of terrification.

Since you’re trolling up and down this thread, hey TomatoFace.

Good. They damn well deserve to be charged with hate crimes. Maybe in the future, right-wing internet commenters will actually wait at the very least 24 hours before screaming about how the police are biased against white people. Not wasting my breath, though.

Aqib Talib: Michael Crabtree, I just cannot leave this chain be.

Barry. Switzer.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

If 2016 were a four-word statement, it would be this: