lol good luck suspending the whole league for a week my dude

Is he the only POC owner in the NFL?

National monuments go down, but the Magic Castle is still standing strong. #synergy

Just wait until the qualifying team number expands, as FIFA wants to do. Gonna be some hot garbage making the trip.

You don’t need to be Simmons to realize having the Olympics in America’s Biggest Town isn’t the best idea.

I was the same. Simply, they are mesh shorts built as underwear. And I never, ever, ever realize I am wearing them throughout the day.

I was the same. Simply, they are mesh shorts built as underwear. And I never, ever, ever realize I am wearing them…

And after all the Miz has done... It’s a real shame.

LaVar and Judy Bagwell would have had one hell of a run with the tag belts...

Taker famously never dropped the Undertaker character in public. Even eating at fucking Denny’s he kept the shtick up. It’s an old, old wrestling “law,” and he was pretty much the only one who still followed it. Kayfabe is essentially just “in the scene.”

It’s been a banner day for giant chickens

They won a CL Cup with an interim manager they promptly fired, didn’t they?

And he produced that motherfucker!

And no place understands that better than the Deadspin comment section!

God I am going to miss our president so so much.

The XFL did three things right: run for the ball rather than a coin toss, the wire camera, and overtime.

Just yelling in the barbershop about how great the barbers will do today. “GREAT CUTS LUCA! GREAT CUTS!”

Bank shot!—swish...—bank shot!—swish....—bank shot!—swish...

Jet fuel can’t melt Kaep’s resolve

In college, a kid got banned from our hockey arena after bringing a spiked Pepsi to a Black Eyed Peas concert. His face, printed on an entire piece of paper, was plastered in the ticket office.