The running joke with our lab mix is that within 10 minutes of one of us (OK, Mrs Lizardo) sweeping or vacuuming we will find a pile of fur and say “Jeez, why don’t you clean around here once in a while?”  We are getting a new couch and selecting fabric based on what will show his hair the least.  That’s right, the…

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

Pressing pause twice causes it to play again, eh.  This is a straight up case of backpedaling forward.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

As far as exaggerated theatrics go, this is actually pretty tame for Pepe.

He who laughs lat, laughs best. I remember when they all said Embiid would be a bust.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

Here’s the ESPN Pledge of Loyalty that employees recite every morning:

“This is my Company, there are many like it but this one is mine. My Company is my best friend. It is my life. I must represent it as I represent my life. Without it, I am useless. Without my Company I am useless.”

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

So if Wichita does some massive financial deregulation and attracts overseas hedge funds to its banks and in turn feed a real estate bubble

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.

I want to go as Drew on chopped but I can’t find a store that sells a shirt even remotely as bad as that one