Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

To do that, they’d have to actually believe that they’re racist. But few of them actually do.

Lionel Messi (£256,000 after tax).

Koby Clemens? Is that you?

No snark here. Deadspin has some seriously talented writers. I read everything Dave McKenna and Diana write—this just served as a reminder.

It’s a little known fact that the leg in the lower right corner of the Bobby Orr celebration photo is Jaromir Jagr, who was is his 7th season with the Bruins.

*Extremely smug early 2016 Bill Simmons voice* Yup, these are my readers.

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

This was my personal top sports moment of the year, bar none.

Honorable Mention: the Reykjavik Grapevine Twitter account during Euro Cup.

Yeah that was great.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

No, because he’s the evolutionary Bert.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

One in hole!

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

Wait was I the only one who expected them all to die?