There’s always one.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

For some context, the last dude was Mike Legg, whose greatest claim to fame as a hockey player was this goal.

She is a light in the darkness.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

Happy not to be a fan anymore. Good luck with your investigation into why your ratings are declining, Roger!

Diana Moskovitz is a treasure. Her reporting on the legal issues tranversing professional sports and the system are excellent.

shut the fuck up Donny

what’s a pederast?

So it goes.

Please don’t.

Better be a Metroid game.

Rockstar: We’ll reveal the existence of Red Dead Redemption II this week! We’ll even premiere the trailer, too! It’ll be the biggest gaming story of the week! Nothing can stop us from taking over the news cycle!

but Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

We know Billy

Politics as usual as far as I see it. Let the morons downstream deal with it.

You give jokes a bad name.