I’m imagining a bug where Joe Hart is stranded in Turin forever. Ends up retiring and opening a small fish & chips shop + barber.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

Just going to post this here: Found it weird that Terry Francona switched hats from Chief Wahoo to the Block C for his postgame press conference.

I saw that same guy. He was Scalping outside the stadium!

wonder where he learned it

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Heather is truly the best.

They’re both very flawed. Team Darryl & White Josh 4 Lyfe!

Not true. “Wow, I can’t believe you didn’t flake on the performance” will always be appropriate at a Lauryn Hill show.

This is the only appropriate reaction when meeting the Ms. Lauryn Hill of East Orange, New Jersey, of course. And Ms. Hills “Bitch, yas./I know.” reaction makes this all the better.

I regard Notre Dame as the St. Louis Cardinals of college football. They win once in a while, but mostly they’re just full of shit.

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

You know you’re in trouble when you’ve lost the moral high ground to a bunch of (Groucho) Marxists.

I watched the reaction his mom had, and it dawned on me. She’s probably pretty close to my age. That means I’m almost to the age where I could theoretically have a child that’s a professional athlete.

This evidence seems pretty damning:

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Naw